I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

Improv is mostly what I've studied.