I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.