If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.