If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.