My duchess,” James stated, his eyes sweeping the crowd with the air of a man who has ruled the waves. “She is not a swan, because that would imply she had once been an ugly duckling.

He's male. I've noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package.

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.

I didn't realize you needed a response. When Hamlet is giving a monologue, he just goes on and on by himself.

I don't want to have to earn love by giving up my ability to make decisions that determine how I live.

He wanted to grow old with her, or not grow old at all.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.