Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.

You’re the only one for me. I came back from the dead for you, Daisy. Twice.

I didn't realize you needed a response. When Hamlet is giving a monologue, he just goes on and on by himself.

Chess is the most intimate game in the world. It's like making love. By the time we finish our first slow game, I will know all his thoughts.

My duchess,” James stated, his eyes sweeping the crowd with the air of a man who has ruled the waves. “She is not a swan, because that would imply she had once been an ugly duckling.

He's male. I've noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package.

Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm sorry, Lord Sandys, your son has contracted neythen and won't live a month. No, no, there's nothing I can do. Sandys would have preferred hearing that to syphilis.