Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

One more time, she promised herself. That wasn't too trollopy. She wouldn't be too trollopy. But when they actually got to the guardhouse? Trollopy.

I didn't realize you needed a response. When Hamlet is giving a monologue, he just goes on and on by himself.

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.

Let go of the anger, hang on to the good lessons.

Some say writing is its own reward. I write for money, but writing for money is not so bad, especially when that writing brings you joy.

You don't know how easy death is. It's - it's like a door. A person simply walks through it, and she's lost to you forever.