Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

We all think we have time, you know. It's this miracle substance and there seems to be so much of it, and then all of a sudden, it's gone.

Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm sorry, Lord Sandys, your son has contracted neythen and won't live a month. No, no, there's nothing I can do. Sandys would have preferred hearing that to syphilis.

There's nothing I like more than meeting velvet clad peers while wrapped in a towel.

I never did learn how to live in the moment, but I did learn that moments could be wasted and the world would continue to spin on its axis.

Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.