Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.
Most rich people are the poorest people I know.
The loudest psalm singer in the congregation always is a reformed sinner.
Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.
To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty.
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.