Someone has said that life itself is a party: you join after it's started and you leave before it's finished.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Most rich people are the poorest people I know.
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.
To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty.
What is a bore? Maxwell definition: a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. How do you spot one? Bores are always anxious to be seen talking to you.