Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Protocol may be defined as the code of etiquette which protects royalty from the competition of intellectual and social superiors.
Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.