Only those who have earned leisure know how to use it profitably.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
[On the British Museum:] It was manifestly impossible to read all the books in that huge, gloomy structure, but I made a good try and accumulated a fund of useless information guaranteed to cast a pall over any dinner table.
Etiquette-a fancy word for simple kindness.
To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty.