Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.
The loudest psalm singer in the congregation always is a reformed sinner.
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Good manners spring from just one thing - kind impulses.
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.