Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights when Suzy wore her dresses down tight.

What a scandal, if I die. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself, get a little headline news.

Simon Cowell and I are great friends and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing.

I do work a lot. I mean, most of my income, I would say, comes from live performances. And then you've got publishing, you've got record royalties.

I'm going to fight for human rights, whether I do it silently behind the scenes or vocally so that I get locked up. I can't just sit back; it's not in my nature. I can't sit back and blindly ignore it, and I won't.

Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game.

In my 20s I was so ignorant about drugs, and so naive. I mean, my band was smoking marijuana for years; I didn't even know what a joint was. And I'd never seen a line of cocaine in my life. And I don't know whether it was bravado or - OK, I'll join in. But my stupidity, I had a line of coke, and that started the whole process.