I've been lucky to listen to lots of different types of music.

The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town.

Though the passion still flutters and flickers, it never got into our knickers.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.

My family calls me Declan. But most people call me E.C. I think it comes from my dad. It's an Irish convention. You usually call the first child by the initials.

When they finally put you in the ground, I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down.

When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.