Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal. I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel.

My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.

Music is more like water than a rhinoceros. It doesn't charge madly down one path. It runs away in every direction.

I'm goin' to take a little trip, down paradise's endless shores. They say that travel broadens the mind, till you can't get your head out of doors.

I knew I was in trouble, but I thought I was in hell.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.