I find it to be the ultimate backhanded compliment when you are compared against yourself.

People tend to repeat the same quotes at me that I said when I was 23. And of course, you say things then, and sometimes they're ill-advised.

She said she was working for the ABC news, it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use.

There's no such thing as an original sin.

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.

It's a petty thing, but I wouldn't join the Scouts when I was a kid, 'cause you had to swear allegiance to the queen. I'm just not a royalist. I think it's idiotic, a hereditary principle.

Morrissey writes wonderful song titles, but sadly he often forgets to write the song.