I knew I was in trouble, but I thought I was in hell.
Women hear rhythm differently than men.
No use wishing now for any other sin.
I find it to be the ultimate backhanded compliment when you are compared against yourself.
I'm not going to get too sentimental, like those other sticker valentines, 'cause I don't know if you are loving some body. I only know it isn't mine.
It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.