It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

When they finally put you in the ground, I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down.

There was not a lot of rock n roll in the house. Our parents didnt think it was very groovy, and I tend to agree with them. If you grew up with Charlie Parker, Bill Haley wasnt very hip.

I'm a working travelling musician, but just on a bigger scale...

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.

You swore you wouldn't shout. If it's not your punch, then it's your pout.

I've worked hard, every single day since I left school. I think I have a Protestant work ethic.