Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

But there are things in Il Sogno that the methods of The Delivery Man could never achieve.

Patsy Cline belongs shoulder-to-shoulder with Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald.

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.

There are five things to write songs about: I'm leaving you. You're leaving me. I want you. You don't want me. I believe in something. Five subjects, and 12 notes. For all that, we musicians do pretty well.

It's what I do. I don't deserve any awards for this, it's just music. It's just writing songs. You sit down, you write a song, you record it. You tour and play the songs live, dress them up a bit differently, or dress them down.

Elvis Presley and Puccini shall return.