It's not just self defense, it's about...self control, body discipline, and mind discipline...and breath techniques. It involves yoga. It involves meditation. It's an art, not a sport.

A little less conversation, a little more ACTION.

Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!

I've never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I'm pretty concerned, I'm pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don't let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it's a new crowd out there, it's a new audience, and they haven't seen us before. So it's got to be like the first time we go on.

We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.

I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer.

Didja ever get one of them girls who just wants to watch the show?