It's not just self defense, it's about...self control, body discipline, and mind discipline...and breath techniques. It involves yoga. It involves meditation. It's an art, not a sport.

I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do

We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.

I feel so alone sometimes. The night is quiet for me. I'd love to be able to sleep. I'll probably not rest. I have no need for all this. Help me, Lord.

The first car I bought was the most beautiful car I've ever seen. It was secondhand, but I parked it outside of my hotel the day I got it. I sat up all night, just lookin' at it.