I've never written a song in my life. It's all a big hoax.

I don't like people who are in politics for themselves and not for others. You want that, you can go into show business.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that.

When your intelligence don't tell you something ain't right, your conscience gives you a tap you on the shoulder and says 'Hold on'. If it don't, you're a snake.

It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it. It makes me look smarter than I am. I've never even had an idea for a song. Just once, mybe.

I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.