I've never written a song in my life. It's all a big hoax.

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

Make me feel at home, if you really care, scratch my back and run your pretty fingers through my hair.

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS...guess Elvis use to say it alot and had necklaces made with initials TCB

The man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing, he's the king of the whole wide world.

When things go wrong, don't go with them.