Don't criticize that man unless you have walked in his shoes.

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me.

I forgot to remember to forget.

The only exercise I get is on the stage. If I didn't get that, I'd get a little round around the tummy, as much as I eat.

Happiness is knowin' you've done a good job, whether it's professional or for another person.

Do the Clam, do the Clam, grab your barefoot baby by the hand.

I saw three shrimp in the water, two were old and gray. I swam a little closer, and I heard the third one say, good-bye Mama.