I saw three shrimp in the water, two were old and gray. I swam a little closer, and I heard the third one say, good-bye Mama.

I was almost always true to you.

I'm no hillbilly singer.

Man, I really like Vegas.

The world is more alive at night; it's like God isn't looking.

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

It's human nature to gripe, but I'm going ahead and doing the best I can.