I want to entertain people. That's my whole life. To my last breath.

Love had surely made us all and hate would surely make us fall.

The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.

Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashin' and your one arm bandits crashin' all those hopes down the drain. Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime, turnin night into daytime. If you see it once, you'll never be the same again.

Some guys fall in love with one girl, I gotta fall for two.

You don't like hot rod racing or driving late at night, you just want to park where it's nice and dark.

I get tired of singing to the guys I beat up in motion pictures.