Folks always look good in their coffins.

When I first saw you with your smile so tender, my heart was captured, my soul surrendered.

Live each day, as if it we're your last. It's written in the stars, your destiny is cast.

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.

I forgot to remember to forget.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle.