The man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing, he's the king of the whole wide world.

Folks always look good in their coffins.

When you get down to the nitty gritty, isn't it a pity that in this big city not one little bitty man will admit that he could have been a little wrong.

The first car I bought was the most beautiful car I've ever seen. It was secondhand, but I parked it outside of my hotel the day I got it. I sat up all night, just lookin' at it.

From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didn't know exactly what.

The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.

I don't like to be called Elvis the Pelvis. It's one of the most childish expressions I've ever heard coming from an adult. But if they wanna call me that, there's nothin' I can do about it, so I just have to accept it.