I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle.

Didja ever get one of them girls who just wants to watch the show?

I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.

If you're smart, you'll think twice, when they start to sound off with advice.

Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you.

Before you abuse, criticize, and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.