Don't tell me baby you gotta go, I got the hifi high and the lights down low.

I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.

The first time that I appeared on stage, it scared me to death. I really didn't know what all the yelling was about. I didn't realize that my body was moving. It's a natural thing to me. So to the manager backstage I said, "What'd I do? What'd I do?" And he said, "Whatever it is, go back and do it again."

It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it. It makes me look smarter than I am. I've never even had an idea for a song. Just once, mybe.

Just because I managed to do a little something, I don't want anyone back home to think I got the big head.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

I'll be a fool or a wiseman, my darling, you hold the key. Anyway you want me, that's how I will be.