I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead.
I do not have OCD OCD OCD.
I'm a big stupid history nerd.
Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.
I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.