I am personally not a lover of audiobooks in general, and I am indeed one of those people who don't count listening to a book being read by someone else as actually having read that book. It simply is not reading.

There is no suggestion box in the Psych Ward.

If you want to be safe, walk in the middle of the street.

I'm a big stupid history nerd.

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.

Awareness is the enemy of sanity, for once you hear the screaming, it never stops.