There is no suggestion box in the Psych Ward.

We will paste upon the curled pages words Like charming and romantic and sentimental Forgetting that charming is witchcraft Romantic is love And sentiment is what makes us human

I could have guessed it all along, cuz now some drama queen is gonna write a song for me

Then I break a glass and I slit my very innermost thigh so that I can pretend that I'm menstru--- well, unavailable.

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!

It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.

I'm a big stupid history nerd.