It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Don't you wish we could pick the people we love?" "Yeah," I say. "Or just make the people we love want the same things we want.

It's like when someone dies, the initial stages of grief seem to be the worst. But in some ways, it's sadder as time goes by and you consider how much they've missed in your life. In the world.

We are one of those couples i used to watch, thinking to myself that I'd never be on the inside of something so special. I remember reassuring myself that it probably looked nicer than it actually was, I am happy to be wrong about that.

It's amazing to me how few guys know their friends' birthdays.

I don't break up, I trade up

I had never understood what people meant when they said they'd rather be alone if they couldn't be in the right relationship. Now I got it.