If God had intended for women to wear slacks, He would have constructed them differently.

No rule of etiquette is of less importance than which fork we use.

The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor.

Never take more than your share - whether of the road in driving your car, of chairs on a boat or seats on a train, or food at the table.

Elbows are never put on the table while one is eating.

Unconsciousness of self is not so much unselfishness as it is the mental ability to extinguish all thought of one's self - exactly as one turns out the light.

Whenever two people come together and their behavior affects one another, you have etiquette.