What I know from my friends who are cops is they keep their houses very clean, because they say you never know if you're coming back or not.

I've always known I was adopted.

When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.

I always felt my emancipation into truly being a grown-up was when I had to figure out how to fold up a king-size fitted bottom sheet on my own.

The only important thing in this life is to figure out how to use the experiences that you have to make the world a better place.

In college, I was a weather anchor for the local news. I would 'borrow' my forecast from The Weather Channel.

I always wear high heels.