You can't get a guarantee from everyone who appears in personal photographs that they will forever remain warm presences in one's life or sweet memories.

If you didn't want to be written about, you shouldn't have been born to a writer!

Unless you work at the Republican National Committee or some other conservatively affiliated organization, people's personal political preferences should not be a criterion for employment or comfort in the workplace.

Аs I've mentioned many times, sitting through graduation ceremonies is one of life's drearier milestones.

The sadness from reading letters that you know you can't help because it's a person who's in extremis and their problems are not soluble by an advice column.

The world's full of victims and the world's full of terrible perpetrators and I want them identified and caught.

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.