Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

What are friends? Friends are people you think are your friends but they really your enemies, with secret identities.

Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time.

When you feel like you've had it up to here, and you're mad enough to scream, but you're sad enough to tear, that's rock bottom.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like.

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.