Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

I don't think I've ever read poetry, ever.

I got a generation brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.