Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it.

I shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazing the stars.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.

Throughout my career, I fed off the fuel of people not being able to understand me.