Nobody likes to fail. I want to succeed in everything I do, which isn't much. But the things that I'm really passionate about, if I fail at those, if I'm not successful, what do I have?

When I say or do something I do it, I don't give a damn what you think, I'm doing this for me.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

I'm hatin' my reflection, I walk around the house tryin' to fight mirrors, I can't stand what I look like

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.