I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.
'Insanity... I like it."
But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.