What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-

Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.