You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.” Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.