I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.