I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.