I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.