Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction." Holly lifted her visor and looked the hormonal teenager in the eye. "This had better not be a game, Artemis. If you do not have some serious psychosis, you will be sorry." "Oh, I'm crazy, alright. I do have plenty of psychoses," said Orion Cheerily. "Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.