You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.

Trust me. I'm a genius.

Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic.

He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis" "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.