(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
Eoin ColferNow before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Eoin ColferOrion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby." This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away.
Eoin Colfer