Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action." "I live for aggressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wandered Foaly "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.

'Insanity... I like it."

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!