Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

I don't like lollipops.

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.