I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.

I don't like lollipops.

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.