(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl