I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Red was smiling back at me. "Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first time in a month." I couldn't deny it. So I didn't.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.