So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl