Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.