Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.