Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
Eoin ColferWho or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
Eoin ColferThat was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.
Eoin Colfer