I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.

how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder