I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?